Avast! Blake Lively be tryin' to sail clear of her own stormy seas—lawyer sayin' she be misusing the law! Arr!
2025-03-21
Arrr, matey! Justin Baldoni's scallywags be settin' sail with a reply to Blake Lively's wish to toss his lawsuit overboard. Lively be claimin' Baldoni's antics be more than a bit lewd in her own legal treasure map from December! Avast, the high seas of court be stormy!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn o' scandal on the high seas o' Hollywood! It be a tale of two stars, Justin Baldoni and Blake Lively, embroiled in a tempestuous legal squall fit for a pirate’s tale! Aye, Baldoni done summoned the court, accusin' Lively of foul play—retaliation and defamation, ye see!But lo! Lively’s crew be fightin' back, claimin' Baldoni’s lawsuit be naught but a cannonball aimed at her reputation! “Arrr, this here lawsuit be a gross abuse of the law!” declared her salty lawyers, lettin’ fly with accusations of a sinister campaign against their fair lass. The court be filled with chatter 'bout claims of harassment and battle lines drawn deeper than the ocean blue.
As the captain o' this ship—er, legal drama—Baldoni be insistin' that Lively be spinnin’ tall tales to save her own skin. And thus, the two be settin’ sail for a trial in 2026, with no sign o’ calm seas ahead. The crew be bickerin' like scallywags over who be tellin' the truth as their ships drift ever further apart. So grab yer popcorn, this be one legal showdown ye won’t want to miss!