Arrr! By me beard, Trump be the scallywag to hoist America’s treasure ship into a bounteous tide once more!
2025-03-21
Arrr, 'tis vital that Cap'n Trump batten down the hatches o' America's treasure trove o' ideas, for 'tis the very keel of our ship o' innovation! Without it, we be adrift in a sea o' ignorance, matey! Avast, let’s guard our booty!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as we spin a yarn ‘bout the captain of the ship, President Trump, who be predictin’ a grand comeback for our fair nation—one that'd make even the fiercest sea pirate raise a tankard in cheer! With promises of treasure troves in AI and new orders to keep us leadin’ the charge, the captain's got big plans fer our sails. But beware, mates! A storm brews on the horizon—we need to tighten the ropes ‘round our intellectual property, or we’ll be plundered by scallywags from foreign shores!Ye see, when a ship be accused of stealin’ another's treasure (or patents, in this case), the damages should only be what that shiny doubloon be worth. Instead, courts be awardin’ damages that'd sink a whole fleet! Those pesky patent trolls, who be collectin’ patents like sea glass, be makin’ a fine haul off unsuspectin’ sailors. With outside investors chasin’ these trolls like hungry sharks, we need to hoist the sails and steer clear of these treacherous waters!
To keep our ships afloat, we must summon the wisdom of the sea! Let’s set the crew to dismantlin’ these bloated claims, shinin’ a light on those shadowy investors, and empowerin’ our Patent Office to fend off these marauders! Aye, it’s time to protect our bounties and chart a course for prosperous seas ahead!