Arr! DeSantis, be struggle'n to reboot, but he be settin' sail for a rare CNN parley!
2023-07-18
After many a day ponderin' on his quest, the Florida governor swore to take a firm hand on the issue of transgender rights within the ranks of the military, whilst once more defendin' his chief adversary, the mighty Donald Trump.
Arr ye landlubbers, gather 'round and listen to the tale of this Florida governor and his outlandish promises! After days of uncertainty and doubts about his campaign, the scallywag vowed to crackdown on transgender rights in the military. Aye, ye heard that right, he be wantin' to restrict the rights of them who choose to live their lives true to themselves.But that weren't all, mateys! This governor also had the audacity to once again defend his top rival, Donald Trump. Now, ye may be thinkin' that's a strange move, but this governor be sailin' in the same ship as ol' Trump, hopin' for a spot in his crew.
Now, let's talk about this crackdown on transgender rights. It seems this governor be fearin' the unknown, like a sailor facin' the deep, dark sea. He be wantin' to deny those brave souls who be willin' to fight for their country the right to serve, all because of who they be. It be a sad state of affairs when a governor be more worried about what be in a person's britches than their loyalty and dedication to the cause.
And as for his defense of Trump, well, that be an interestin' move indeed. It be like a pirate defendin' another pirate for stealin' all the booty. They be cut from the same cloth, those two, and it be clear this governor be thinkin' that hitchin' his wagon to Trump's star be the way to sail to victory.
But mark me words, me hearties, the winds be changin'. The people be lookin' for leaders who be embracin' equality and respect for all, not those who be tryin' to turn back the tides of progress. So, let this governor talk his pirate talk, but know that there be many who be seein' through his charade and standin' up for what be right.