The Booty Report

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Arrr! Trump be sinking three watchful ships, lettin’ the immigration seas run wild like rum-fueled scallywags!

2025-03-21

Ahoy, mateys! The Trump crew be settin' sail on a wild deportation voyage, tossin' scallywags overboard without so much as a fair trial! 'Tis a right jolly caper, if ye fancy a bit o' lawlessness on the high seas! Arrr!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, for I’ve a tale to spin about the ruckus on the shores of the land o’ the free! It be the Trump administration, a crew some say be sailin’ the seas of deportation with the wind at their backs and a compass set to chaos.

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