Arrr, Trump be hackin' away at student doubloons and special teachin’ magic from the education treasure chest!
2025-03-21
Arrr! President Trump be declarin’ on Friday that he’s shovin’ the Education Department’s duties onto other scallywags, as he sets sail to break apart that agency the landlubbers be complainin’ ‘bout fer ages. Aye, the seas of politics be as turbulent as a stormy night!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the grand captain of the ship known as Trump, who be makin' waves in the treacherous waters of the government seas! On a fine Friday, the swashbucklin' leader declared that he be handin' over the treasures of the Education Department to other scallywags, much to the delight of the landlubbers known as conservatives.With a hearty laugh and a twinkle in his eye, Captain Trump be plotin' to dismantle this agency that many a sea dog has long criticized. “Why keep this ship afloat when we can send the cargo to other vessels?” he quipped, as he set his sights on the horizon of a leaner, meaner bureaucratic fleet!
Some be scratchin' their heads, wonderin' how the crew will navigate these uncharted waters without a proper compass. But fear not! Captain Trump be confident that other fine entities be ready to hoist the sails and steer the ship of education, even if it means lettin' go of some ol' barnacles on the hull.
So, raise yer tankards and let us toast to the chaos of the seas, for in the world of politics, it seems the only constant be change and hearty laughter! Yarrr!