Arrr! The U.S. Army be warnin’ o’ lefty scallywags plunderin’ Tesla treasures! Beware, ye metal ships!
2025-03-21
Ahoy mateys! The U.S. Army's Special Ops crew be soundin' the alarm! Rumor has it them scallywags of the radical left be eyein' the brave souls who own those fancy Tesla ships. Keep yer treasure close, or ye might find yerself walkin' the plank, ye savvy?
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale from the land lubbers of the U.S. Army Special Operations Command, or as I like to call 'em, the brave souls o' USASOC. They be spoutin' a "threat advisory" to warn their scallywag crew of some ruckus brewin' from the radical left-wing landlubbers targetin' those who be sportin' the fine Tesla steeds!Word on the street, shared by the savvy retired Army ranger John A. Lucas, be that these pirates of political persuasion be stirrin' up trouble for those who own these electric chariots or even the merchants sellin' 'em. Aye, the USASOC be shakin' in their boots, claimin' there be a rise in "concerns"—a fancy way o' sayin' they be worried like a cat in a room full o' rockin' chairs!
So, me mateys, keep yer eyes peeled and yer swords sharp! Whether ye be a proud Tesla captain or just a humble landlubber, 'tis best to be wary of these raucous radicals who might be plottin' to strike. Remember, in the high seas of politics, one must always be ready to defend their treasure! Yarrr!