Arrr, the USDA be stoppin’ treasure ships o’ grub to the hungry crew! What scallywags be runnin’ this ship?
2025-03-21
Arrr, mateys! The Agriculture Department be stoppin’ a treasure trove o’ grub for the hungry, leavin' food banks in six ports high and dry! They promised a chest o’ $500 million, but now it’s all gone like a thief in the night! What manner o' scallywags be this?
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I be havin' a tale from the landlubbers at the Agriculture Department, where the treasure trove o' grub be runnin' dry! Aye, the scallywags hath put a halt to millions o' doubloons worth o' foodstuffs destined fer the hungry folk at food banks, leavin' 'em scratchin' their heads in confusion!