Arrr, what be the scallywags thinkin' o' Captain Trump? His approval sails high or low after two moons of chaos?
2025-03-21
Arrr, Thursday be two moons since Captain Trump took the helm fer his second voyage! His approval sails hoisted higher than in 2017, though still lower than a scallywag's parrot. But beware! Recent winds blow more split, with some landlubbers feeling rather sour! Aye, it be a stormy sea ahead!
Avast ye hearties! On the day of Thor's thunder, two moons had passed since Captain Trump donned the tricorn hat for his second voyage in the grand ship of state. Aye, he be settin' sail with a mightier breeze in his favor than back in 2017, but still, his hull be laden with more barnacles than any other sea captain in recent memory!As the tides turned by late February, the crew of public opinion found themselves tossin' about like a ship in a squall. The scallywags who once cheered for Cap'n Trump now be divided like a treasure map torn in two! Some hearty souls be singin' his praises, while others be throwin' tomatoes at the sails, makin' the air thick with dissent. The latest charts show his approval rating takin' a nosedive, calculated as the difference between the landlubbers who cheer and those who boo. Aye, it seems the winds of fortune be fickle, teasin' the crew with promises of gold, yet leavin' 'em feelin' as empty as a pirate's rum barrel after a long night o' carousin'.
So, hoist the sails and keep a weather eye, for the good ship Trump's journey be far from smooth, and the crew be wonderin' if they'll find buried treasure or just a heap o' trouble on the horizon!