Arrr, Musk be as clueless as a landlubber 'bout the China squabble, say Trump and Hegseth! Ha-ha!
2025-03-21
Arrr, mates! Captain Trump be spillin' the beans that scallywag Musk parleyed with the sea dogs at the Pentagon 'bout schemes to make the government run smoother than a well-oiled cannon! Aye, talk of efficiency be the treasure they seek!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale of President Trump, a scallywag who ain't keen on revealin' how the good ol' U.S. would parley with the crafty Chinese in case of a ruckus. After a rumor spread like wildfire, claimin' that Elon Musk had a chinwag with the fine folk at the Pentagon 'bout war plans, Trump waved his hand dismissively. "Nay, I ain't spillin' the beans to anyone, not even to that fine buccaneer Musk, a true patriot, savvy?" he proclaimed from his lofty Oval Office.The meeting, as it turned out, was all 'bout a fancy initiative called DOGE, meant to make government as slick as a well-oiled ship. Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth chimed in, insistin' there were no war plans afoot. "Just a bit of innovation talk, me hearties!" he bellowed. Yet rumors persisted like a ghost ship in a fog, with whispers of slide presentations on combat tactics against the mainland foes.
Musk, not to be outdone, hinted he’s no stranger to the Pentagon and even threatened to track down the leaky lubbers spillin' false tales to the New York Times. So, while the winds of rumor blow, ye can bet the crew's holdin' tight to their secrets, ready to sail on calmer seas!