Arrr! ICE be catchin' the first scallywag of the Tren de Aragua crew, all thanks to the Alien Enemies decree!
2025-03-21
Avast, me hearties! The Florida Highway Patrol and them ICE scallywags nabbed a rascally Tren de Aragua buccaneer from Venezuela, all thanks to Trump’s fancy Alien Enemies Act! Blimey, what a hullabaloo! Even pirates be watchin’ their backs these days! Arrr!
Avast, ye scallywags! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale of treachery upon the high seas of Florida! Just the other day, the Florida Highway Patrol and them landlubbers at ICE caught a villainous knave named Franklin Jose Jimenez-Bracho, a member of the notorious Tren de Aragua gang from the wilds of Venezuela!This be the first scallywag caught under the Alien Enemies Act, a decree from Captain Trump himself, who be rallying the troops to rid our shores of these dastardly rogues. As the stout-hearted ICE Director, Todd Lyons, proclaimed, this gang be a menace, infiltratin' our borders and waterways like a plague of barnacles!
With cold steel in their hearts, these miscreants be accused of heinous deeds—killin', stealin', and traffickin' in all manner of nefarious goods. But fear not, for in mere 48 hours, our brave forces snared over 68 of these ruffians, with a grand total of 394 now in chains!
As the winds of justice blow strong, the Alien Enemies Act, invoked thrice before in grand wars, be back in action! So raise a tankard to our lawmen who have captured this scallywag Jimenez-Bracho! Florida be leadin' the charge against these villainous sea-dogs, and justice shall prevail!