Arrr! Brooke Shields once barged into George H.W. Bush's cabin, findin' Barbara hidin' from the treasure!
2025-03-21
Arrr, matey! Once upon a time, fair Brooke Shields be walkin' into the chambers of Captain George H.W. Bush and his lass, Barbara. She nearly fainted like a landlubber, but now, that awkward encounter be a treasure in her memory chest, full of hearty laughs! Yarrr!
Avast ye landlubbers! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of Brooke Shields, the fair lass who be barging into the chambers of none other than Captain George H.W. Bush and his good lady, Barbara, thinkin' their ship be sinkin'! It were a fine day in Kennebunkport, Maine, when she thought the ocean had come a-callin' to the Bushes' abode.Years ago, after the noble couple struck a friendship with our lass in the '80s, they summoned her to their lair. “Ye best be comin' here, lass, or ye be in for a world o' trouble!” said the Captain in a voice that could bring a kraken to heel. So Shields, with her wee daughters in tow, docked at the Bushes' fortress.
But lo! As she tucked her little ones into bed, she spotted a deluge in the livin' room. “By the Davy Jones' Locker, the house be flooding!” cried she, and off she scurried like a cat o' nine tails to alert the Bushes. Enterin' their cozy quarters, she shielded her eyes, for Barbara was clad in her nightie. “Fear not! I think the house is in peril!” she exclaimed, only to be bid to join their watchin' of 'Law and Order'. A right jolly time it turned out to be, as they bantered like old sea dogs!
Thus, Shields learned that even in the most mortifying of moments, camaraderie can calm the stormy seas of embarrassment. Arrr, what a treasure of a tale!