The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, matey! Disney's snow gal be woke, the Democrats' lifeboat—more tales from the Fox News crow’s nest!

2025-03-21

Ahoy, mateys! Set yer sails for the freshest whispers from Fox News Opinion! Gaze upon the moving pictures of Captain Hannity and First Mate Arroyo, ‘tis a right jolly show, I tell ye! Avast, don’t be a landlubber — join the ruckus!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the musings of landlubbers and scallywags alike! First up, the blubberin' HANNITY be callin' out the Education Department for its grand folly! Aye, what a mess they've made of learnin'! Continue watchin’…

Next, we hear from HUGH HEWITT, claimin' that them judges be oversteppin' their bounds! But ye see, he says shoutin' 'impeachment' be no fix for that! Continue readin’…

Then, LINDA MCMAHON sets her sights on sinkin' the Department of Education altogether! A bold strategy, Captain! Continue readin’…

Next, we venture into the world of DIGITAL ASSETS, where they plot to keep the US dollar king of the seas in the digital realm! Continue readin’…

As fer Trump, they be ponderin' how he might steer the ship of America back to prosperity! Continue readin’…

And what’s this? RAYMOND ARROYO calls out a Minnesota governor for mockin’ Tesla whilst also fillin' his coffers with its treasure! Continue watchin’…

Mark me words, Democrats be lookin’ for a lifeboat, or so MARK PENN claims! Continue readin’…

Lastly, there be talk of the wokeness of Snow White bringin' down the whole Disney ship! Continue readin’…

So grab yer grog and enjoy the ride through these turbulent seas of opinion, ye salty sea dogs! Check out all of our political cartoons…

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