Arrr, matey! Elon’s pooch cuts a hole, lettin’ China hoist the sails on that treasure! Har har har!
2025-03-22
Arrr, matey! The Dept. o' Government Efficiency be sinkin' ships that Beijing be fretin' over, or tryin' t' scuttle! Aye, they be tossin' 'em to the briny deep, like treasure maps gone awry! Har har, what a merry jape!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, for I bring ye tidings from the murky depths of bureaucratic seas! It be the Grand Department o' Government Efficiency, settin' sail to close down them organizations that be givin’ the high-up scallywags in Beijing the heebie-jeebies! Aye, they be lookin' to snuff out the pesky pests that dared to poke the dragon’s belly, savvy?
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