Arrr, me hearties! More eggs snagged than the devil's dust at the border! What a yolk, eh?
2025-03-21
Arrr, in the month of March, two-thou’ twenty-five, word swirled like a tempest 'bout U.S. Customs catchin’ more eggs than that devilish fentanyl! Some scallywags be sayin’ they nab more eggy loot than narco plunder. Aye, even the officers be makin' a fine jest of Trump, bustin’ egg thieves left and right!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn from the distant future of March 2025, when the winds of rumor blew wild and raucous on the seas of the internet! The scallywags of the U.S. Customs and Border Protection be makin’ quite the fuss, comparin’ their seizures of eggs to the nefarious fentanyl, aye!Some landlubbers be claimin’ that these officials be bustin’ more egg smugglers than those scallywags transportin’ the devil's dust, whilst others argue that it be mostly egg-laden ne’er-do-wells that they be catchin’ at the borders. It’s a right hullabaloo, I tell ye! Legend has it that U.S. Customs be humiliated the once-mighty pirate of politics, Donald Trump, by revealin’ that their officers be catchin’ more egg-slingin’ rogues than fentanyl fiends!
So here we be, in a world where eggs be the treasure and fentanyl be the cursed cargo! Who’d have thought that those oval orbs of breakfast delight would be causin’ such a ruckus on the high seas of law enforcement? Let this be a lesson to ye all: whether ye be swabbin' decks or smuggler’s holds, keep an eye on yer eggs, lest ye walk the plank into a tempest of trouble!