Arrr, five squabbles that tossed Disney's 'Snow White' remake like a ship in a storm, before it set sail!
2025-03-22
Arrr, matey! This weekend, the grand tale of "Snow White" be settin’ sail in the theaters, but blimey! It’s been tossed about like a ship in a squall, with controversies poppin’ up like barnacles on a hull since it first set course! Aye, what a jolly mess!
The grand captain of the ship, Peter Dinklage, raised a ruckus, takin’ aim at the portrayal of seven dwarfs, likin’ it to a cursed treasure map. "What be ye doin’, man?" he exclaimed, sparkin’ Disney to change course and comin’ up with CGI dwarfs instead. Meanwhile, the fair maiden, Rachel Zegler, be stirrin' the pot with her jibes at the original tale, callin’ it a stalker’s love story! Aye, she be fearless, but the backlash be as fierce as a kraken’s grip.
The winds of change blew hard, pushin’ the release date back a year. Critics be speculatin’ whether Disney be tryin’ to scrub the film clean o’ its supposed “woke” flaws or if the actor strike be causin' the delay. As the premiere approached, the event was scaled back, leavin’ even the stars disappointed. So, me hearties, will this film haul in treasure at the box office, or be it doomed to Davy Jones's locker? Only time will tell! Yarrr!