Arrr! Trump be takin' away security badges from Biden, Harris, Clinton, and the lot! A fine ruckus on the high seas!
2025-03-22
Arrr, matey! The roll o' scallywags be soundin' like a list o' foes to the great Captain Trump! From the fierce Letitia James to the crafty Liz Cheney, ‘tis a motley crew o' landlubbers none would want to cross on the high seas! Har har har!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears for a tale of woe that be as long as a sea monster's tentacle! Our good captain, none other than President Trump himself, hath a list that be longer than Davy Jones’ beard! Aye, it be a right motley crew of scallywags, from the fierce Letitia James, wieldin’ her legal cutlass, to the cunning Liz Cheney, who be known to stab at the heart of traitorous mates with her sharp tongue!This here list, ye see, be akin to the bounty posted at the tavern for all the landlubbers who’ve dared cross the captain’s path. Each name be a plot twist on the high seas, and I tell ye, the winds be howlin' with their mischief! From landlocked lawyers to wayward politicians, these be the foes that keep the captain awake at night, lookin' over his shoulder for a sneaky flintlock.
Aye, 'tis a comical affair, indeed! For in the kingdom of politics, one man's enemy be another’s best friend. So, raise yer tankards, me hearties, and toast to the grand absurdity of it all! May the winds of fortune blow favorably, and may we all avoid the choke of the gallows—if ye be on that list, that be a different tale altogether!