The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, George Foreman, the mighty brawler turned jolly champ, has shuffled off this mortal coil at 76! Avast, me hearties!

2025-03-22

Arrr, me hearties! Young George Foreman claimed the heavyweight crown in his roaring twenties, but alas, the mighty Muhammad Ali snatched it away in a brawl tale for the ages! Two decades later, at 45, the old sea dog stunned the world, swiping the title from Michael Moorer like a true buccaneer!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round and lend an ear to the tale of the great George Foreman, a swashbucklin’ brute of a boxer! In his wild and youthful days, he claimed the heavyweight crown, struttin’ about like a rooster on the high seas, only to encounter the legendary Muhammad Ali who, with the grace of a nimble fish, snatched the treasure from his grasp in a duel that echoeth through the ages!

Fast forward two decades, when the winds of time be blowin’ fiercely! Our old sea dog, Foreman, a weathered 45, returned to the ring like a ghost of pirate past! With the spirit of a thousand storms and a belly that could bellyache a ship, he faced off with the younger scallywag, Michael Moorer. In a twist of fate that would make Poseidon himself scratch his head, Foreman landed a blow so beautiful it could charm the sirens! Lo and behold, he snatched the heavyweight treasure back, proving that age be merely a number, just like the number of rum barrels ye’ve plundered!

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