Arrr, Kitty Dukakis, the captain's mate of ol' Michael, has set sail for the great beyond at 88!
2025-03-22
Arrr, me hearties! The fair Kitty Dukakis, spouse of the landlubber Michael who faced the mighty Bush in a presidential tussle, has sailed to Davy Jones’ locker at the ripe old age of 88! Aye, may she find calm seas in the great beyond!
Avast ye hearties! It be with a heavy heart I share that Kitty Dukakis, the brave lady wife of the former governor o’ Massachusetts, Michael Dukakis, has set sail for the great beyond at the age of 88, confirmed by the scallywags at Fox News Digital.Her son, John, be tellin’ that she passed away on a fine Friday night, surrounded by kin. Born on December 26, 1936, she lived a full and colorful life, battlin’ for a better world and sharin’ her own troubles to help others navigate the turbulent seas of their own. With a spirit fiery and a heart full o’ love, she and her matey Michael shared a glorious 60 years of partnership, lovin’ each other fiercely.
She was known as the First Lady of Massachusetts, supportin’ Michael in his bid for the presidency against that crafty fellow, George H.W. Bush. In a notorious debate, when asked a brutish question about her safety, Michael’s calm response left many scratchin’ their heads. Kitty later declared the question outrageous, showin’ her fierce loyalty.
In the later years of her journey, she championed the misunderstood art of electroconvulsive therapy for depression and penned tomes about her own battles with addiction. A true advocate for the less fortunate, she played a grand role in the creation of the U.S. Holocaust Memorial Museum. She be missed, but her legacy shall sail on! Arrr!