Arrr! Trump be swayed by the silver screen, while 'Jeopardy!' mates be raisin' a ruckus! What a caper!
2025-03-22
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Ahoy, mateys! Gather round fer the latest treasure trove o' gossip from the Fox News Entertainment seas! Behold the top three tales that be makin’ waves!First, it be the grand Donald Trump, urged by the likes o' Ben Stiller and Paul McCartney, to guard the booty o' AI copyright rules! Aye, those stars sure know how to hoist the flag fer the digital age!
Next, the clever folk o' ‘Jeopardy!’ be raisin' their tankards in dismay, as some scallywags missed the obvious clue about ‘Cheers’! Blimey, who be sleepin’ at the helm?
Then there be Rick Harrison, the ‘Pawn Stars’ captain, ponderin’ if he could’ve saved his son from the clutches o’ that dreaded fentanyl. A heavy heart, indeed!
Now, a storm brews as Blake Lively tries to wiggle her way out o' a self-made mess, claimin’ foul on the legal seas, while Jack Lilley from ‘Little House on the Prairie’ sails into the sunset at 91. Aye, he’ll be missed!
In royal waters, Kate Middleton be treatin’ Prince William like a lil’ lad, managing his tantrums like a true captain! And Kelly Clarkson? She’s been sailin' in mysterious waters, returnin’ with a cryptic message!
As the tides turn, Gwyneth Paltrow be ponderin’ over the MAHA movement and Vanna White? She declares she ain’t cookin’ for no one! That be the life, I say!
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