Arrr! Grandpa met Davy Jones at McDonald's, huntin' Happy Meals for the wee scallywags! What a cursed treasure hunt!
2025-03-22
Arrr, matey! A ruckus erupted at yon Houston McDonald's, where cutthroats clashed! Alas, a poor landlubber met Davy Jones when he got caught in the cannon fire, with his kin lookin’ on in horror! Aye, not the happy meal he was seekin’, I reckon!
Arrr, gather 'round me hearties, fer I be tellin' ye a tale from the wild seas of Texas! A fine sea dog named Jorge Arbaiza, 61 years young, met his watery end in a most peculiar way whilst huntin' for a treasure of Happy Meals fer his grandsprouts at a McDonald’s. Aye, he be catchin' a volley of gunfire amidst a scallywag squabble that broke out like a storm on the high seas!As the good wife Teresa watched in terror from the ship—err, car—with the wee ones, she spied a villain with a pistol in the rearview. With the sound of cannon fire echoing through the eatery, poor Jorge be cryin' out his last words, "I’m dying," as he succumbed to the treachery of the land lubbers. The good folk of the McDonald's and the sheriff be mournin' this tragic fate, callin' it "senseless violence."
Alas, the villain Antonio Ridge be taken prisoner, charged with the dastardly deed, and the sheriff be callin' fer stricter laws on these modified weapons that turn yer ordinary pistol into an automatic cannon! So raise a tankard for Jorge, a true family man who loved his kin more than gold! May his memory live long, and may we all steer clear of gunfire whilst huntin' fer our fast food treasures!