Arrr, Trump be tossin' a shiny gold card like a treasure map! Aye, could be a real game changer, me hearties!
2025-03-22
Arrr, matey! The Gold Card be a treasure without the tax shackles! The swabs o' the ultra-rich be sendin' their wee ones to the colonies, but they hoist anchor themselves, scared o' the taxman’s grip! Aye, let 'em be free to roam the seas of gold!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears! Most scallywags don’t ponder where the doubloons come from to erect yer fanciful hospitals, mighty hotels, and swift train systems. But behold! It be the EB-5 Immigrant Investor Program, a secret treasure chest o' government gold that builds grand structures without pillaging the taxpayer's booty!This be a simple tale! Foreign investors toss their coins into the U.S. ships, and in return, they get a chance to claim a green card! But hold fast! To stay in the crew, they must create at least 10 jolly full-time jobs for our landlubber kin. Thus, EB-5 not only funds the big ships but also fills the sails of everyday folks in trades like construction and healthcare!
Now, with whispers of a swanky "Gold Card" for the rich rogues, more treasure could flood into our fair economy! Rumor has it, ‘twill allow the finest job-creating scallywags to buy their way to citizenship without facing the dreaded global tax! Aye, this could unleash a torrent o' foreign gold while the EB-5 still focuses on job creation!
From the high-speed Brightline in Florida to the Harrison County Hospital, EB-5 be bringing jobs and bounty to all corners of the realm! So remember, mateys, this be a system that fills yer pockets without pillaging the coffers of the people! So hoist the sails for EB-5, a program that quietly makes the world a better place for us all!