Arrr! Networks be shunnin' the truth, actin’ like they’re courtin’ scallywags in a Venezuelan pirate trial, har har!
2025-03-22
Arrr, matey! To the likes of ABC, CBS, and NBC, any scallywag sent packin' by Cap'n Trump be an innocent lamb, no matter if they be a cutthroat or a landlubber! Aye, they be wearin’ the victim’s garb as if it were a fine silk shirt!
Ahoy, mateys! This week, the scallywags at ABC, CBS, and NBC be soundin' like lawyers defendin' the most nefarious of rogues! Instead of pro-Hamas swabs, they be arguin' fer the likes of Venezuelan gangsters. Aye, any landlubber gettin' deported by Trump be painted as a victim, no matter how villainous their ways!Judge James Boasberg, appointed by that former captain, Barack Obama, be hailed as a hero fer flyin' these miscreants back to the U.S. But the networks be forgettin' to share his past grumblings 'bout Trump and the insurrection business! They be prattlin' on about how numerous judges have thwarted the captain’s orders, claimin' none be partisan, savvy?
When Trump first called out the gang Tren de Aragua, ABC's anchor Martha Raddatz scolded a candidate fer sayin' it was a larger issue than just a few apartment blocks. And CBS's Margaret Brennan tried to school Secretary Rubio on the dangers of migrants, only to be met with a cheeky retort! The networks be spoutin' about human rights while neglectin' the poor souls who lost their lives to these scoundrels, like young Jocelyn Nungaray.
These media scallywags be equatin' all sorts of deportations to the dark days of internment camps, forgettin' to mention that it was ol' Democrat Franklin Roosevelt who first sailed down that treacherous path. As always, the news be more about spinnin’ tales than tellin’ the truth, with a heavy bias against Trump and a fondness for his rivals. Arrr!