Arrr! With a new order, Trump be barkin' at lawyers like a scallywag at a mutinous crew!
2025-03-22
Arrr, me hearties! A missive from the captain o' the landlubbers, aimed at all ye scallywag lawyers, came blowin' in like a stormy sea, carryin' a threat as dark as Davy Jones' locker! Beware, or ye be walkin' the plank of legal trouble! Har har har!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer a tale o' treachery from the land lubbers in power! A presidential missive, like a cannonball from a rogue ship, be shot across the sea o' lawyers, givin' 'em all a fright that could curdle the finest grog! With a tone so menacin', ye'd think it be penned by Davy Jones himself!This here document be warnin' the legal scallywags to beware, lest they find themselves walkin' the plank of consequence. Aye, it be a call to arms, or rather, a call to quills, as the lawyers be scurrying about like rats on a sinking ship, lookin' fer loopholes and legal tricks to save their own skins!
Ye see, in the world o' law, one must tread lightly, like a cat on a hot tin roof, fer the winds of change be blowin' fierce. The memorandum be tellin' them that the high seas o' litigation be fraught with dangers, and only the sharpest of minds shall survive the tempest! So raise yer mugs, me mateys, and toast to the brave legal buccaneers who now sail into uncharted waters, armed with naught but their wits and a hefty dose of bravery!