Arrr, Trump be thinkin’ the U.S. might sail back to King Charles’ ship, joinin’ the Commonwealth crew! Har har!
2025-03-22
Arrr, matey! President Trump be spoutin' on Friday that joinin' the British Commonwealth as a matey "sounds grand" to him. Aye, he heard tell that King Charles III be makin' him the offer, like a treasure map to a chest of gold! Har har, what a jolly jest!
Arrr mateys! A curious tale unfurls 'twixt the seas of politics and crowns! The grand Captain Trump, he be spoutin' a wild dream on the winds o' Truth Social, claimin' he fancies the idea of joinin' the British Commonwealth, just like ol' King Charles III might be offerin'! Aye, he called Charles a "wonderful man" and proclaimed, "Sounds good to me!" as if he be settin' sail for a new adventure on the high seas of diplomacy!Now, the Commonwealth, ye see, be a jolly crew of 56 nations, all once under the Union Jack's sway, includin' those fine folks in Australia and Canada. Back in the day, the U.S. broke free from the British Empire's grip, but now it seems the captain's got a mind for some voluntary re-alliancin'! Arrr, what a twist of fate!
With a state visit on the horizon, Trump hopes this be a way to mend the tattered sails between the U.S. and Canada, tradin' tariff threats like pirates swappin' treasure maps. His Royal Highness, the king, be keen on strengthenin' the bond, and our captain be eager to honor the crown. Aye, it seems the seas of politics be a-churnin' with possibilities! So hoist the flags and ready the ships; a new chapter in the annals of history might just be settin' sail!