The Booty Report

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"Arrr! A cannon blast in Gaza sent a top Hamas scallywag to Davy Jones' locker, matey!"

2025-03-23

Arrr, matey! Word's got out that a cannonball from the Israeli fleet sent that scallywag Salah Bardawil to Davy Jones’ locker, along with 25 other souls—talk about a rough night! Even his missus joined the crew in the great beyond. Aye, what a hullabaloo!

Arrr mateys! Gather 'round, fer a tale of treachery and misfortune on the high seas of conflict! Word be sailin’ from the shores of southern Gaza, where a mighty strike from the Israeli fleet hath claimed the life of a notorious scallywag, Salah Bardawil! Aye, this be no ordinary landlubber—he was a senior leader of the Hamas crew and a member o’ the parliament, no less!

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