Arrr, David Marcus be sayin’ the Sanders-AOC jester show be a sign o’ the far-left’s plundered hopes! Har har!
2025-03-23
Arrr, matey! Columnist David Marcus be comparin’ Bernie and AOC to the jolly duo of George Burns and Gracie Allen, claimin’ their merry jaunt through the seas of progressive politics be a right hoot—though fer all the wrong jests! Aye, they be makin’ us laugh like a ship full o’ scallywags!
Arrr matey, gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of two scallywags: the grumpy old sea dog, Sen. Bernie Sanders, and his merry lass, Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez! These two are a right pair, like a classic comedy duo from the silver screen, sailin' across the land on their "Fighting Oligarchy" tour, dancin' and prattlin' about the evils of Trump and Musk, while sportin' masks like good pirates in a plague!Why, ye be wonderin', are they takin' to the high seas of politics when the 2026 midterms be far off? Aye, the truth is they be fearin' the rejection of their far-left shenanigans! With their party sinkin' faster than a ship with a hole, they be squawkin' about unity and fightin' for the working class, even as their comrades protest in the streets!
But lo! These two jesters be clingin' to a tattered sail as they try to fend off the centrist pirates eyein' their treasure of ideological control. The winds be blowin' against them, and the tides of public opinion are turnin' against their radical ways. So, while they prance about, the true buccaneers of the party be layin' low, preparin' for a fresh course! Arrr, the end be nigh for their socialism tour, and the American people be ready to chart a new course!