The Booty Report

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Arrr, Venezuela be finally lettin’ back the scallywags from the U.S.! Aye, took 'em weeks to hoist the anchor!

2025-03-23

Arrr! The scurvy crew of Venezuela be feelin’ the heat from the Trump ship, aye! They be walkin’ the plank of pressure, forced to welcome back the wayward souls on the ol’ deportation galleons. Avast, what a jolly mess on the high seas of politics!

Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend an ear to this jolly tale 'bout the land of Venezuela, where the winds be blowin' fierce, and the politics be as muddled as a shipwrecked sailor's noggin! The scallywags in charge, them government folk, found themselves in a pickle, faced with the mighty tempest that be the Trump administration. Aye, ye heard it right—Cap'n Trump, with his blusterin' ways, be pressin' them to once more hoist the sails of deportation flights!

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