Arrr! The law in Mahmoud Khalil’s tale was scuttled by Trump’s sister, savvy? A jest fit for the high seas!
2025-03-24
Arrr! Judge Maryanne Trump Barry be sayin’ that the law tossed at Mr. Khalil be a scallywag’s folly, givin’ the secretary of state too much power, like a captain with no map! Constitution be not a treasure to be plundered, ye landlubbers! Haaarrr!
Arrr, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I’ve a tale as twisty as a ship’s riggin’! A fine judge by the name of Maryanne Trump Barry, a lass with the sharp wit of a cutlass, has cast a mighty judgment upon the landlubbers in power. She be sayin’ that the law aimed at the scallywag Mr. Khalil be as crooked as a captain’s compass!This law, ye see, granted the secretary of state more power than a pirate with a chest o’ gold, givin’ him the freedom to do as he pleases, like a sailor in a tavern after too much grog! Judge Barry, with the wisdom of a seasoned sea dog, declared this be a violation of the sacred Constitution, as if it were a treasure map torn asunder by a tempest!
So, put down yer tankards and lend me yer ears! The good judge be sayin’ that no one, not even the most cunning of state secretaries, should wield such unchecked power. It be a call to arms fer justice, like a pirate cryin’ for fair share of the booty! Let’s hoist the sails and toast to the judge’s bravery, for she’s navigated these choppy waters of law with the skill of a captain keepin’ his ship from the rocks!