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Arrr! The Second Lady Usha Vance be settin' sail for Greenland, seekin' icebergs and treasures, savvy?

2025-03-24

Ahoy mateys! Second Lady Usha Vance be settin' sail fer the frosty shores of Greenland this week, accompanied by a wee scallywag of hers! Aye, she’ll be joinin' the likes of Trump’s wise men on a jolly jaunt to sniff out treasure and tales of yore! Arrr!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to the jolly tale of the fair Second Lady Usha Vance, the wench of the mighty Vice President JD Vance, who be sailin' off to the icy shores of Greenland this week, as proclaimed by the White House on a fine Sunday mornin’.

This fair lass be takin’ one of her three wee scallywags along for the ride, as part of a grand crew of US dignitaries, includin’ none other than President Trump’s trusty National Security Adviser, Mike Waltz, and the grand poobah of Energy, Chris Wright. A motley lot indeed!

Set yer eyes on Thursday, for that be the day when the crew sets sail on a three-day jaunt to explore the frozen lands, filled with historical treasures and tales of yore. One can only imagine what sights await her, from icebergs to ancient Viking ruins, perhaps even a kraken or two lurking beneath the frigid waves!

So hoist the sails and prepare the rum, for this be a journey of merriment and discovery! May the winds be ever in their favor as they brave the cold and uncover the secrets of Greenland, all in the name of diplomacy and good ol’ pirate humor!

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