Arrr! MLB be tossin' out 'diversity' from their job treasure map! What be next, no parrot speakin'?
2025-03-24
Arrr, matey! Major League Baseball be tossin’ the word "diversity" overboard from their sails, joinin’ the fleet of scallywags shunning equity! They swear their values ain't changed, but it seems they be double-checkin’ their treasure maps fer the law! Avast, what a hullabaloo!
Ho ho ho, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about the swabbers o’ Major League Baseball, who’ve decided to cast aside the word “diversity” from their treasure maps, er, careers page! Aye, it seems they be sailin’ with the tide of other landlubbers, who’ve also pulled back on their fancy talk of diversity, equity, and inclusion since the days when that landlocked captain, Trump, took the helm of the ship o’ state.In a jolly ol’ statement to the landlubbers at the Associated Press, MLB declared, “Our values on diversity remain unchanged!” Aye, it be curious indeed, for if their values be unchanged, why toss aside the fine word like a rotten fish? They claim they be merely evaluatin’ their programs to ensure all be compliant with the pesky laws of the land, lest they be walkin’ the plank into the waters of controversy!
So, what be the moral of this salty tale? It seems even the great leagues of baseball be caught in the stormy seas of political winds. Let this be a lesson for ye, ye treasure-seekers: keep yer eyes peeled for the ever-changin’ tides of language and law, lest ye find yerself lost at sea without a compass or a proper word to guide ye!