Arrr! DeSantis be shovin' the Florida doc fer the grand captain o' the CDC ship, savvy?
2025-03-24
Arrr, matey! Governor DeSantis be hoistin' the sails fer a grand ol’ cap’n, Dr. Ladapo, to steer the ship o’ disease at the CDC! Aye, let’s see if he can chart a course through these treacherous waters o’ sickness, savvy?
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round fer a tale o’ the swashbucklin’ Florida Gov’ner Ron DeSantis, who’s been raisin’ the sails fer Surgeon General Dr. Joseph Ladapo to take the helm at the CDC, like a captain callin’ his first mate to chart a new course!DeSantis be claimin’ that ol’ Joe could work wonders for the Sunshine State at the CDC, more than he can work with a scalpel ‘n bandages. “If ye ask me,” he be shoutin’ on the X, “this lad be the transformational pick that’ll save the Republic!” Aye, he be callin’ Ladapo brave ‘n true, a mate who’s willing to do what’s right, even when the seas be stormy!
There was a hullabaloo not long ago, with President Trump settin' his sights on another doc, Dr. Dave Weldon, but the winds changed and that ship sank before it could sail! Poor Weldon found out his nomination was pulled quicker than ye can say “Davy Jones’ locker.”
DeSantis be hopin’ this lad will not just be a whisper in the wind but steer the good ship CDC toward calm waters, fulfillin’ the mantra, “Make America Healthy Again!” So, raise yer tankards to Dr. Ladapo, fer he may soon be the captain o’ public health on this wild sea of politics! Yarrr!