Arrr, Chuck be callin’ Trump a scallywag, stirrin’ up a constitutional tempest 'twixt judges 'n immigration, har har!
2025-03-24
Arrr, mateys! Senate landlubber Chuck Schumer be spoutin’ on "Meet The Press," claimin’ that Captain Trump’s tussle with a federal judge be stirrin’ the constitutional seas into a right ruckus! Blimey, what be next? A swordfight on the high courts? Har har har!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer a tale of political squabbles on the high seas of democracy! Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer, a scallywag from New York, be claimin’ that President Trump be stirrin’ up a "constitutional crisis" with his feud against a federal judge, who be givin' orders to halt deportation flights under the fabled Alien Enemies Act!In a parley on NBC’s "Meet The Press," Schumer warned that Trump be a lawless brute, thinkin' himself a king! "Democracy be at risk!" he exclaimed, as he accused the tempestuous captain of defyin’ the courts with wild abandon. Aye, the good judge, James Boasberg, threw down a 14-day ban on Trump’s deportation plans, claimin’ it endangered poor Venezuelans lookin’ for safe harbor!
But lo! Rep. Brandon Gill, a bold pirate from Texas, threatened to impeach the judge, with Trump givin' a hearty, “Aye!” on his Truth Social ship. Schumer be warnin' that the Democrats must fight like hell, sayin', “We won’t impeach judges, full stop!” And when asked about Trump’s loyalty to court orders, Schumer replied, “I don’t trust him!” Aye, the seas be tumultuous, and Schumer be standin' his ground, not lettin’ the ship sink under the weight of a government shutdown, despite the sirens of controversy callin’ him to abandon ship!