Arrr, Mexico be brew’n a foul potion, infectin' Southern California while landlubbers be blissfully unaware of the ruckus!
2025-03-24
Arrr, matey! The border be a right mess, not just a scallywag's tale o' illegal landlubbers! A hundred billion gallons o' foul bilge be spillin' over, taintin' the good ol' US with E. coli and wicked brew! Avast, we be drinkin' the devil's own potion!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of foul waters and treachery in the lands of Southern California! Aye, a crisis most dire be unfurlin’ upon us, as we be sufferin’ the wrath of a hundred billion gallons o’ raw sewage spillin’ forth from yon neighbor, Tijuana! Aye, ye heard it right — that’s more waste than a ship’s hold on a long voyage!In this year alone, 44 billion gallons o’ the stuff hath invaded our shores, bringin’ with it all sorts o’ vile creatures like E. coli and arsenic! ’Tis not just a matter o’ unsightly sights; nay, we be seein’ skin infections and sickly pets galore! Our beaches, those treasures o’ the sea, be closed fer near three years! What kind o’ pirate would endure such a fate?
And where be our leaders, ye ask? They be throwin’ gold at the problem like it be a bottomless treasure chest, yet naught be changin’! Mexico be slackin’, and the U.S. be failin’ to hold 'em to account. I say, it be high time fer a captain with a sturdy spine to take the helm! Let us rally, me hearties, to demand action and protect our fair Southern California! No more dilly-dallyin’ — let’s set sail towards solutions!