Arrr! Trump be beggin’ the high seas court to shiver the timbers o’ rehiring scallywags he’s cast adrift!
2025-03-24
Arrr, matey! A landlubber lawyer be grumblin’ 'bout them scallywag judges in lower courts, claimin’ they be raisin’ the Jolly Roger on government schemes! Seems they be sailin’ too close to the wind, haltin’ our fine treasures! Aye, the seas of law be rough indeed!
Arrr, gather 'round me hearties, fer I be havin' a tale o' legal shenanigans from the landlubbers in the court o' law! A certain fair lass o' the administration, a lawyer she be, raised her voice like a mighty cannon blast, claimin' that the lower court judges be actin’ like scallywags, usin' their power to stop government programs faster than a ship in full sail! Aye, she be waxin' lyrical about this trend, as if the judges be nothin' but landlocked pirates, oversteppin' their bounds and scuttlin' the good ship Government's plans.With a wink and a nod, she argued that the judges be makin' their own rules, usin' the gavel like it be a cutlass, hackin' away at the fine seamanship o' governance. “Nay!” she cried, “These judges be no captains of this vessel!” The courtroom, she claimed, be turnin' into a tempest, with judges raisin' their sails high, all while the government be tryin' to navigate the treacherous waters o' public service.
So let it be known, mates, that if ye be sailin’ with the administration, keep a weather eye on these judges – fer they be tryin’ to hoist the colors against the very programs meant to steer the ship of state! Savvy?