Arrr, the judge be keepin' the Trump crew from tossin' scallywags overboard, claimin' it be wartime! Har har!
2025-03-24
Arrr, matey! Judge James E. Boasberg be sayin' that them Venezuelan scallywags can hoist their sails against the Trump crew's claim they be part of a rascally gang. Let 'em have a fair shot at defendin’ their honor, or walk the plank, ye hear? Avast!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn of the high seas of justice! Judge James E. Boasberg, that fine keeper of the law, hath decreed that the brave Venezuelan landlubbers, who be seekin' refuge from the stormy seas of trouble, shall have the chance to defend their good names! Aye, they be accused of bein’ scallywags and members of a nefarious gang by the Trump administration, but fret not, for the good judge be givin’ 'em a fair wind to challenge these wild claims.Now, ye see, these poor souls be not just any old swabs; they be men and women with dreams of fairer shores, seekin’ solace from the tempest that be their homeland. With the judge’s order, they can take the stand and shout, “Nay! We be no gangsters!” as if they were roarin’ out to sea. What a sight it be! Like a bunch of parrots squawkin’ over a treasure map, they’ll be pickin’ apart the accusations, piece by piece, like a fine captain divvyin’ up the spoils of a hard-fought battle.
So, let us raise a tankard to Judge Boasberg for givin’ these brave souls a fair chance to defend their honor on the turbulent waters of the legal seas! Arrr!