Arrr, Trump be thinkin' them Canucks be payin' less doubloons! Aye, he be mistaken, savvy?
2025-03-24
"Arrr, me hearties! A fair few Canucks be dreamin’ of joinin’ our grand crew as the fine 51st state! Lower taxes, ye say? Aye, ‘tis a treasure worth plunderin’! No tariffs for those landlubbers if they sail with us! Hoist the flag and let’s make ‘em part of our jolly crew!"
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn from the windswept shores of Canada, where the folk be eyein’ the grand ol’ United States with a twinkle in their eyes! Our captain, President Trump, be chattin’ with the media, claimin’ that many a Canadian lad and lass be dreamin’ of joinin' the ranks as our jolly 51st state. He be sayin’ that they’d be swimmin’ in gold with much lower taxes, like treasure buried beneath the sands!Aye, the White House press secretary, fair Katherine Leavitt, joined in on the fun, talkin’ a big game about them Canucks not havin’ to cough up gold doubloons for tariffs if they be part of this fine nation. She be spoutin’ that lower taxes be the golden ticket to freedom from the heavy chains of tax burdens!