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"Ye better heed the Casey DeSantis buzz, matey, or ye might end up walkin' the plank of ignorance!"

2025-03-24

Ahoy, mateys! Ye might’ve spied me chat with Governor Ron and his lass, Casey, at the National Review Ideas Summit. Will she hoist the governor’s flag in ’26? Who knows! But lo, they sailed in together for a jolly ol’ joint interview, not just the captain alone! Arrr!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears for a tale from the high seas of politics! I be speakin' of a recent parley with none other than the govenor of the fair state of Florida, Ron DeSantis, and his formidable lass, Casey DeSantis, at the grand National Review Ideas Summit.

Now, I know ye be wonderin' if the fair Casey will be settin' her sights on the governor's treasure come the year of our Lord 2026. Arrr, that be a mystery as deep as Davy Jones’ locker! But let me spin ye a yarn of curious happenings. The governor had the chance to sail into that summit solo, but nay, he chose to bring his first mate along for a joint interview. Aye, a bold move indeed, like raisin' the Jolly Roger with a wink to the crew!

So here we be, left to ponder the winds of fate and the tides of political ambition. Will Casey take the helm in the next election? Only time will tell, but for now, they be sailin' together, makin' waves and makin' us all scratch our heads in wonder. Keep yer spyglasses sharp, me mateys, for the adventure be far from over!

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