Arrr, ‘Snow White’ be sinkin’ like a leaky ship, spendin’ gold, but fetchin’ naught but barnacles at the box office!
2025-03-24
Arrr, the tale of "Snow White" be makin' only $43 million doubloons in its first weekend, like a scallywag ship lost at sea! 'Tis one of the worst Disney remakes, I tell ye! A right fine flop, it be—like a parrot that can't squawk!
Ahoy there, me hearties! It seems the grand tale of “Snow White” be takin' a dive deeper than Davy Jones' locker! This live-action yarn from Disney hoisted its sails with a mere $43 million in the U.S. and Canada, despite a treasure chest of $250 million bein' spent on its makin'. Even with its first place spot in the box office, it paled in comparison to past Disney treasure like “The Lion King” and “Beauty and the Beast” that raked in nearly triple that coin!Critics be bombardin’ the film with cannon fire, givin’ it a scurvy Rotten Tomatoes score of 44%. The lass, Rachel Zegler, stirred the pot herself, takin' potshots at the original tale and throwin’ shade at Trump supporters, which made her a target for the angry mob. The controversy be flowin' like rum on a pirate ship, with backlash over how the Seven Dwarfs be portrayed and Zegler’s other political misadventures.
It appears this “strange, hot mess” of a movie be not only sinkin’ at the box office but also rustlin' up quite the storm o' criticism! So hoist the Jolly Roger, for this tale of Snow White be more like a tale of woe, shiver me timbers! Arrr!