"Arrr, savvy matey! To scuttle yer data from 23andMe, ye must find the treasure map and bury it deep!"
2025-03-24
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags at 23andMe be sunk, plunderin' their treasure of genetic secrets! Now, what becometh of yer precious bloodlines? Aye, it be a mystery as murky as Davy Jones' locker! Avast, keep a weather eye on yer family tree!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn of the infamous 23andMe, a DNA-testing enterprise that be now walkin’ the plank into bankruptcy! Aye, it seems this fine company, once rich with the secrets of our bloodlines, be strugglin’ to keep its ship afloat. The treasure trove of genetic data be now hangin’ in the balance, like a ship’s anchor above the deep blue sea!