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Arrr, matey! Judge be sayin’ deported Venezuelans deserve a fair shot at tossin’ that gang label overboard!

2025-03-24

Arrr! A wise federal judge be turnin’ away the Trump crew’s plea to hoist the anchor on deportin’ scallywags under an ancient law! He be sayin’ them poor souls ought to have a fair chance to prove they ain't part of the dangerous Venezuelan buccaneers! Avast, justice sails on!

Arrr matey! Gather 'round, for I bring ye news from the high seas of justice! A federal judge, like a wise old captain, has cast aside the Trump administration’s wild attempt to hoist the sails on deportations, invoking an ancient 18th-century law, aye! This be no ordinary parley, for it concerns the fate of scallywags who be labeled as members of a fearsome Venezuelan gang. Aye, the judge declared that these poor souls be deserving of a fair chance to defend their honor and challenge their dubious titles!

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