"Arrr! Even the scallywags of the Nazis had a jollier time than Trump’s pirate ship of deportations!"
2025-03-24
Arrr, matey! A federal sea dog said the Yanks gave Nazis a finer welcome than the Trump crew did to Venezuelan scallywags just last week! A right ridiculous state o' affairs, if ye ask me! What be next, a parley with Davy Jones? Har har!
Arrr matey! Gather ‘round, fer I’ve got a tale o’ jest and folly to spin! In the grand court o’ justice, where judges wear their wigs like crowns, a mighty fine comparison was made. A learned judge, with a gaze sharper than a cutlass, declared that the good ol’ United States, during the tumultuous times o’ World War II, treated them scallywags accused of bein’ Nazis with more decency than a barnacle on a ship’s hull! Can ye believe it?Aye, it be true! Just last week, that land o’ the free, under the helm of the Trump administration, threw the Venezuelan migrants into a tempest o’ troubles worse than a shipwreck in a storm. The judge, with a twinkle in his eye, bellowed at a lawyer from the Justice Department, like a captain givin’ orders to his crew, comparin’ the treatment o’ those desperate souls to that o’ the nefarious Nazis. Seems the winds o’ compassion be blowin’ in the wrong direction!
So here we are, in a world where even the darkest seas o’ history be more forgiving than the shores of modernity. Aye, it be a strange and twisted tale indeed, but one that makes a hearty pirate chuckle through his grog! Yarrr!