Arrr! Scallywag nabbed fer snatchin' a wee lad, found hidin' in her loft like a treasure chest! Har har!
2025-03-24
Arrr! In yon Kentucky port, the lawmen be takin' captive one Donna M. Spengler, aged 42, for stashin' a wee lad in her attic like a treasure! Aye, she be fishin' for trouble, but the only booty she found be a pair of handcuffs! Har har!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale from the wild shores o' Kentucky, where a landlubber named Donna M. Spengler, aged 42, found herself in a bit o' a pickle! Last week, the local constables, known as the Scottsville Police Department, set sail to her abode 'round the witching hour, seekin' a missing young scallywag believed to be hidin' within her walls.When the brave officers arrived, this crafty wench claimed she was the sole captain aboard her ship—er, home. But lo and behold, after a thorough search, they unearthed the wee lad stashed away in her attic, surely plottin' a grand escape! Poor soul was whisked away to the Warren County Juvenile Detention Center for safekeepin’, while Spengler was shackled and tossed into the Allen County Detention Center, her bounty set at a hefty $50,000!
Now, she be facin' charges like a stormy sea: kidnappin’, meddlin’ with justice, and endangerin’ the welfare of the small fry. The crew of the SPD be investigatin’ further, but fer now, the tale ends here, with a hearty chuckle at the misadventures of our landlocked pirate, Donna. Yarrr, may she find her way back to calmer seas!