Avast ye! The landlubbers tossed their drug-fightin’ schemes overboard! Now, here be the true tale, hearty matey!
2025-03-24
Arrr, when it comes to battlin' the devil's weed, some lawmen be as fine as a bottle o' rum, while others be as useless as a barnacle on me ship! We’ll hoist the good crews high and toss the scallywags overboard! Aye, that’s the way of the sea!
Ahoy, mateys! In the grand sea of international mayhem against the nefarious drug trade, the U.S. government be caught in a scallywag’s grip of addiction to these bloomin’ programs for decades! Arrr, Secretary State Marco Rubio be takin’ the helm, inspectin' the cargo of foreign assistance. Aye, now that his grand review be finished, projects that fill the coffers o’ America be settin’ sail again!But hearken! Many landlubbers refuse to admit the wisdom in shakin' off the ol' autopilot! Instead, the media has been squawkin’ like a parrot, claimin’ that the Trump crew halted anti-fentanyl missions in Mexico. Yet, the truth be this: once the pause was called, the State Department be workin' faster than a ship in full sail, greenlighting nearly 700 projects to battle drug rogues—like sniffer dogs in Costa Rica and interceptor boats off Panama's coast!