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Arrr, Washington be bowin' to RFK Jr.'s wild wishes on measles, mashin' spuds, and fries fit for a scallywag!

2025-03-25

Arrr, the public health scallywags be shiverin' in their boots over Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s wild musings 'bout the measles! But lo, the landlubber government and crafty merchants be listenin' to his ruckus, like moths to a flame! Aye, what a jolly hullabaloo!

Avast, ye scallywags! Gather 'round, fer a tale from the high seas of health and mischief! Public health commanders be clutchin' their pearls, aghast at the antics o' one Robert F. Kennedy Jr., who be raisin' a ruckus 'bout the measles like a parrot squawkin' in a storm!

This rascal be stirrin' the pot, claimin' that the measles be naught but a harmless sea breeze, when in truth, it be a treacherous tempest that could sink a ship! The lads and lasses of the health brigade be shakin' their heads, wonderin' how such a landlubber could sway the minds of the masses with tales as tall as the crow's nest!

But lo and behold! The government and the mighty industry be takin' heed of his shenanigans, respondin' to this raucous buccaneer like he's found the map to buried treasure! They be launchin' campaigns and battlin' misinformation like true swashbucklers, tryin' to keep the crew safe from the measles' vile grip!

So raise yer tankards, me hearties, and let’s toast to the bumpy seas o’ public health! May the winds be ever in our favor, and may we navigate these treacherous waters with a hearty laugh and a firm resolve! Yarrr!

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