The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Avast, mateys! Scallywags spyin’ carbon gas on faraway worlds, makin’ the stars smell like a bilge rat’s breath!

2025-03-25

Arrr, matey! The treasure map be revealin’ that four colossal planets, a far 130 light-years away, be born like our fine Jupiter and Saturn! Aye, they be givin’ us a jolly good reason to raise a pint and toast to the cosmic seas!

Arrr, me hearties! Gather round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout some mighty curious celestial bodies out yonder in the vastness of the great beyond! Aye, it seems that bewitchin’ discoveries have been made, revealin’ that four grand exoplanets, a mere 130 light-years from our humble Earth, be sportin’ a formation tale akin to that of our own Jupiter and Saturn! Shiver me timbers!

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