Arrr, Joe Rogan'd rather sail to Russia than wrestle with the UFC scallywags in the land o' maple syrup!
2025-03-25
Arrr, mateys! Joe Rogan be sayin' he’d rather sail to Russia than set foot in Canada for UFC 315! Aye, the Bell Centre be awaitin' on 10 May, but ol' Joe be swabbin' the deck elsewhere, leavin' fans in a tizzy! Shiver me timbers!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn ‘bout one Joe Rogan, a blabberin’ landlubber who sails the treacherous seas of UFC commentary! ‘Tis said he’ll be absent from the grand battle, UFC 315, set to unfold on the 10th day of May in the fabled Bell Centre o’ Montreal, Quebec. Aye, this be a pay-per-view spectacle, yet Rogan declares, “I’d rather set me sails to the cold shores of Russia than tread the frosty lands of Canada!”What madness be this, ye ask? The scallywag chose to shun the land of maple syrup and Mounties! On his podcast, aptly named The Joe Rogan Experience, he spouted his thoughts, swappin’ the land of poutine for a pirate’s life—perhaps seekin’ treasure in far-off lands or chasin’ after vodka like a true buccaneer! Fans be left bewildered, scratchin’ their heads, wonderin’ why the hearty captain of commentary be choosing to walk the plank rather than join the fray.
So, as the clock ticks down to UFC 315, we be left with bated breath and rum in hand, watchin’ the waters for Rogan’s return to the commentary seas. Will he brave the Great White North, or be he forever lost to the wild winds of Russia? Only time will tell, me mateys! Yarrr!