Arrr, that scallywag on Morning Joe be wantin’ t’ toss all voter rules overboard to let the Dems plunder elections!
2025-03-25
Arrr, matey! Elie Mystal be spoutin' on “Morning Joe,” claimin' all them voter registration laws be naught but a foul seaweed! He says any scallywag should just meet the age requirement to hoist their ballot, arguin' it be a plot against them who ain't white! Aye, let the Democrats sail free!
Mystal, with a glimmer in his eye, be proclaimin’ that all those pesky voter registration rules should be tossed overboard! Aye, he be sayin’ that any swashbuckler o’ age should be free to cast their ballot without the shackles o’ registration. He argues that these laws be harborin’ a stench o’ racism and anti-immigrant sentiment, much like a barrel o’ rotten fish!
With a hearty laugh, he declared that the seas o’ democracy should be opened wide, lettin’ every able-bodied sailor vote, especially if they be part of the Democratic crew! Aye, Mystal believes that more votes be needed to keep the ship righted and sailin’ true!
So, hoist the sails and toss the registration shackles into Davy Jones’ locker! Let every American join the fray, and may the winds o’ change blow favorably fer all who seek to vote, regardless of their birthright! Yarrr, democracy be a wild sea, and all hands should be on deck!