Arrr! Washington’s AG be rallyin’ the crew to scuttle Trump’s scheme to sink the Education ship! Yarr!
2025-03-25
Arrr, matey! Washington's crew hath joined forces with twenty other scallywags to thwart Captain Trump's grand scheme to plunder the Department o' Education! Aye, they be raisin' the Jolly Roger against his orders, seeking to keep the treasure o' learnin' safe from his graspin' hands!
Avast ye, mateys! In the fair realm of Washington state, the Attorney General, a scallywag named Nick Brown, be hoisting the sails of justice! He be joinin’ forces with 20 other states full o' Democrats, settin' out on a grand quest to thwart the dastardly plans of President Trump, who aims to send the Department of Education to Davy Jones’ locker. Arrr!On the 13th day of March, these brave souls filed their lawsuit, protestin' against the President's decree to slash the education department’s crew in two! Brown, a true defender of the young'uns, proclaimed, "These cuts be harmful to our youth and families!" With a hearty sea shanty, he vowed to protect the precious education of their land from Trump's perilous orders.
The lawsuit be claimin' that the Captain Trump’s actions be illegal, and only Congress holds the compass to dismantle such mighty institutions. Even the pirates of the GOP be tryin’ to sink the DOE, but their efforts have yet to find favor in the hallowed halls of Congress.
With rumors of the Small Business Administration taking over student loans, the seas be gettin' rough! Layoffs be already closin’ the Office of Civil Rights, makin’ the seas of discrimination and misconduct murky. Aye, this be one tumultuous voyage for the brave souls of education!