Arrr! Liz Peek be sayin' Trump and Zeldin be addin' spice to America's verdant treasure map, savvy?
2025-03-25
Arrr, mateys! Captain Zeldin be hoistin' the Jolly Roger on them green rules, savin' Detroit from Davy Jones' locker! Aye, he’s keepin’ our ship of industry sailin’ strong into the 21st century seas! Avast, we be dominatin’ like true scallywags!
Arrr mateys, where be that fiery lass, Greta Thunberg? And where be the throngs o’ protestin’ souls givin’ a raucous welcome to President Trump as he sets sail against Joe Biden’s climate shackles? Is the sea o’ climate activism runnin’ dry? Recently, the EPA's bold captain, Lee Zeldin, declared a mutiny on 31 pesky green regulations, tossin’ ‘em overboard like so much driftwood! These rules, meant to keep our ol’ Detroit ship afloat, were more likely to sink it, raisin’ prices and makin’ us follow Europe into stormy waters. Meanwhile, the true polluters, China and India, be laughin’ with their coal-fired treasure chests. With Zeldin's decree, the tides are turnin’, givin’ the oil and gas industry a fair wind, and scrappin’ rules that made our power plants walk the plank! Who needs electric ships when the grid ain’t ready to support ‘em? Even the mighty automakers in Detroit be shiverin’ in their boots over this EV rush! Once a tempest of protests filled the seas, but now the wind be quieter. Many a voter be questionin’ the doom and gloom forecasts, wonderin’ if the climate zealots know what they’re spoutin’. With common sense at the helm, Trump’s course correction be just what we need to navigate these treacherous waters. Arrr!
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