Arrr, Trump be settin' sail to name a scallywag media matey as ambassador to South Africa, savvy?
2025-03-25
Arrr, L. Brent Bozell III be needin' the Senate's nod to hoist the flag o' diplomacy! But alas, he be settin' sail when the tides ‘twixt South Africa and the U.S. be murkier than a ship's bilge. A fine mess, matey!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, fer I bring ye tidings of a landlubber by the name of L. Brent Bozell III! This scallywag be lookin' to set sail into the treacherous waters of diplomacy, but beware, fer he be needin' the nod o’ the Senate crew before he can hoist the sails!Now, ye see, the seas between South Africa and the good ol’ U.S. of A be as choppy as a stormy night! Relations be at a low tide, arrr! 'Tis a time when old friends be givin' each other the cold shoulder, and Bozell be hopin’ to mend the frayed sails of friendship. But can this swab of a diplomat weather the storm? Aye, that be the question!
With a parley that could rival the grandest of pirate negotiations, he’ll need all the charms of a sea siren and the wit of a clever corsair to win over both the Senate and the wary hearts of the South African folk. Will he be a hero, or will he find himself walkin' the plank? Only time will tell, so hoist the Jolly Roger and let the winds of fate decide!